Miranda Kerr in Mexico City. (September 1, 2011)
I’d like to be her spittle.
The Superficial Presents:
CREATE YOUR OWN EUPHEMISM
eg. “Good thing she’s wearing a raincoat, because readers everywhere are about to unzip their pants and give her a Mexican Downpour.”
I noticed she’s wearing a ring on her right thumb. I thought, Who wears a ring on their thumb? So I looked it up. I got four answers:
1. Archers wear rings on their thumbs—but not that kind of ring.
2. Urbandictionary.com says “If a woman wears a thumb ring on her right thumb, she is considered to be Bisexual or Lesbian.”
3. Urbandictionary.com ALSO says “When a ring is worn on your thumb it advertises your willingness to engage in anal sex.”
4. People wear it just as a fashion statement.
Oh, of course. Answer #4. I’m sure the rest of the Superficial commenters will see it that way, too.
I’ve gotten rings to big before, and i’ll just wear them on my thumb since they won’t fit on any other finger. That’s probably what happend to her. Even though, I know most people on here would like to think it’s option 3.
I respectfully disagree and must defer to #3 but with one caveat, she is having anal sex, just not with that elf of a boyfriend of hers.
Archers, is that a new sexual position I’m unaware of? Answers 2 and 3 are sick, twisted, and immoral… I love it! No. 4 makes no sense whatsoever!
That’s ridiculous. That ring on her thumb is only there because it keeps her right arm from slipping off the bone.
“Yo quiero Taco Bell”.
I bet she’s naked under that coat.
I am pretty sure 99.999% of us hope or assume that all she has on is that coat.
Behind her. Two women who just witnessed the best blow job ever!
She just spotted a big tasty Churro!!!
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