Ricky Martin in Ur-a-gay.
He looked a lot straighter before He came out.
Special Anal Envoy to Uruguay, Ricardo Martin.
You can put away the fake smile Ricky, you’re not pretending to be straight anymore.
He can’t even smile straight.
His favorite planet is Uranus.
Not the reaction most men have when told they have been selected to judge all the Miss America contestants
That’s the expression of a man with a dick up his ass.
good one ;-)
Damn pubic hair! Can’t get it out of my teeth!
Cunt, it’s not what’s for dinner…
Hey yo…Where’s Kevin Nash?
Si. Yo estoy el “Asso Bandito.”
“Please, Mr. Gerber. Put that little pistol back in your pants. It’s not nearly big enough for my ass.”
What a narcissistic egotistical fudge packer. No, No, he’s in a factory packing fudge! (Thank you South Park)
You never see him beating on women or with a limp wrist!!!
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