“Don’t mind me, I’m just going to pull down my pants here and PISS OUT OF MY ASS!!!!”
Don’t wanna know……
Bigger stars may feel a need to establish a ‘home area’ on the red carpet…
a thundercat or a housecat, if left un-neutered they will eventually start to spray on the carpet.
I usually just shake it off, but whatever….
Wanna be Jeff Bridges
Jeez, you take your eyes off Gerard Butler for 10 seconds…
Oh Bieeeeeber… Heeere, Bieber, Bieber, Bieber, Bieber…Heeeeeere, Bieber, Bieber, Bieber, Bieber….
Hey, Check out my explosive diarrhea!!
We know, we know… who’s ass doesn’t look better than Pippa Middleton’s?
“Try and pick my pocket, Snarf Snarf.”
Confidential my ass!
So, Kim Kardashian just crawled out of frame?
Let’s just see how much of my shit you can put up with.
Monkey go poop!
Zip it Gerard.
Eliza Doolittle > William H. Macy > Pippa Middleton
In the animal kingdom this is referred to as “presenting the ass”.
Is Tom Cruise or John Travolta behind him?
Walker Texas Ranger?
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