“You wanna know why they really call me ‘The Dude’?

“Trust me, it worked for Kim.”

The Dude declines.

“Oh puh-lease…that is NOT how you do a ‘Flying Nun’…”

Oh please. I’d rather fuck Burt Reynolds again.

I had no idea they were even making a Vince Neil biopic.

“I said, ‘What’s the password?’, man!”

upset over the fact she agreed on giving hand. the problem is now finding it.

Now that’s a wide stance.

Maybe 20 years ago I would have looked the other way if the singer for Def Leppard peed on me, but not today folks, not today.

“yes, it’s ok…but Burt’s is thicker”

Nice – a quick little Handy from the Flying Nun.

“dude please, I’ve seen them all”.

“um Jeff no, really, I don’t need to see it again, please just put it away”

Doesn’t Jeff Bridges know that peeing on The Flying Nun will send him directly to Hell?

Really Jeff, no matter how many times you show it to me I’m not going to suck it!

“You’ve even pre-applied the lube? Really, Jeff?”

Sally Fields was not worried about the viagra pills in the swag bags until Jeff Bridges backed her up against the wall repeating “Bow chicka wow wow” while holding his “Big Lebowski”.

“Based on the new Hamm Index I am going to have to downgrade you to a C, that’s junk status.”

I just realized someone I know, and don’t like, resembles Sally Field except her hair’s lighter and, unfortunately, she’s not about to be pissed on…

“…so the clown says, ‘That’s not my wife. That’s my monkey!’ Hahaha…his monkey…is that funny or what?…hahahaha… Omigod, I can’t stand it…Hey, wait. Don’t you get it?”

I wonder how pissed he is that he can’t whack it to that poster anymore now that she got in his way?

Is that a Cosby Show poster behind them?