1. USDA Prime McBeef

    Something tells me they are discussing the finer points of Kim Kardashian.

  2. Apparently, you CAN demonstrate the virtues of the “Once you go black” argument…

  3. FussyHussy

    Apparently Bill saw Hamm’s penis too

  4. “…and when you stick it up the other side, you call it a ‘puddin’ pop.’ J-E-L-L-HELLO!”

  5. “Hello Mr. Cosby, welcome to Fen…”
    “BEEP BOP BIZZLE BA BOO!!”
    “I’m sorry, what did yo..”
    “BABA LABA LAZA MAZA DAZA DOO!!”

  6. catapostrophe

    “In my cloudy right eye, I’m as blind as this.”

  7. EricLr

    And then Eddie Murphy found out what happens to comedians WHO FUCK WITH THE COZ!!!

  8. “The New sitcom will be called My Dead Son, it’s a remake of My Three Sons.” Brought to you by Jello Puddin.’

  9. meeps!

    “If I was Jon Hamm…”

  10. “…and the spots you get if you have the bumpity boopitty with Morgan Freeman”

  11. YAAR

    - You are black.
    - You are in Boston.

    You’re going to need more than just a bat, bro.

  12. Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner Travolta gets laid.

  13. MisterSuccint

    “This is a bat. You hit the ball with it. Please teach your players.”

  14. MR-M

    “Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come. “

  15. tlmck

    “You see why this is a racist bat guys?”

  16. CK

    “The next person who asks me to release the copyrights to ‘Little Rascals’ is gonna get a taste of this bat!”

  17. Alison

    I used to love Jello Pudding Pops it’s too bad they don’t exist anymore.

  18. Bionic_Crouton

    Every one thought he was doing a bit and started to laugh. When this went on for eight hours, they soon realized he was just off his meds.

  19. journalschism

    “This is juuuust about what I was hittin’ Claire’s cakes with.”

  20. Martina

    “and so I told those damned kids to get off my lawn, or I’m calling the cops!”

  21. Bigalkie

    Well thanks you for the honorary Doctorate of Baseball.

    Did you know that just last week, I received a Doctorate of Irrelevance?

  22. Blech

    “Now you will get ready for the zim zam and the babbidy bibidy. And you will take off your clothes like VOOO-VOOOM! And get ready for the most splendiforous pudding pop you have ever seen.”

  23. SSHGuru

    And I told O.J. to hold it just like this.

  24. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

    Someone beaned him in batting practice. Sadly, the damage is not reversible.

  25. cc

    I thought it was Darryl Strawberry doing blow off the end of a bat.

  26. Dylan

    Looks like production has finally begun on that live action California Raisins movie they have been promising us.

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