Verne Troyer at 'In Plain Sight,' The 4th Annual 'Get Lucky for Lupus' Celebrity Poker Tournament in Los Angeles. (September 13, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
They like to be called ‘People who are closer than they appear’
He never raises
His head is made out of the same stuff Jessica Simpson’s tits are made of.
How could his head be made of gravy ?
He must play the small blind.
“I just have a small pair.”
“You hiding anything under there?”
That is the biggest bottle of Coke I’ve ever seen.
His chips are a little short.
You know he’s going to raise, but because he’s short stack, he’s only going to raise a little.
They’re letting Prom Night Dumpster Babies play now?
Note: Coke bottle shown actual size.
If he folds, he’ll fit in a carry-on.
Ive heard that drinking too much coke stunts your growth….
When the pre-school director returns, she’s gonna be pissed!
With a Coke that size, he’ll overdose on caffeine!
Whoever Photoshopped Christie Brinkley’s hands onto Verne Troyer’s body has an odd sense of humor.
Do they make a Poker booster seat?
I can never tell what ET is holding. Fucking pro.
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