superficial

  1. B&WMinstrel

    They like to be called ‘People who are closer than they appear’

  2. He never raises

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    His head is made out of the same stuff Jessica Simpson’s tits are made of.

  4. MR-M

    He must play the small blind.

  5. “I just have a small pair.”

  6. YAAR

    “You hiding anything under there?”

  7. That is the biggest bottle of Coke I’ve ever seen.

  8. catapostrophe

    Small straight.

  9. His chips are a little short.

  10. You know he’s going to raise, but because he’s short stack, he’s only going to raise a little.

  11. RisingDragonFist

    They’re letting Prom Night Dumpster Babies play now?

  12. Turd Ferguson

    Note: Coke bottle shown actual size.

  13. catapostrophe

    If he folds, he’ll fit in a carry-on.

  14. Mjax

    Short stacked

  15. Urvag

    Ive heard that drinking too much coke stunts your growth….

  16. Bionic_Crouton

    When the pre-school director returns, she’s gonna be pissed!

  17. Vlad

    With a Coke that size, he’ll overdose on caffeine!

  18. Senor Trout

    Whoever Photoshopped Christie Brinkley’s hands onto Verne Troyer’s body has an odd sense of humor.

  19. Suckit Trebek

    Do they make a Poker booster seat?

  20. I can never tell what ET is holding. Fucking pro.

  21. contusion

    Little person joke.

  22. Josie

    lol didn’t know babies could play poker…

  23. cc

    The good thing is he always feels like he’s got an impressive stack of chips.

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