He just saw his penis on the couple’s camera… I’m pretty sure he can/has kissed it before.
It would be a better world if all men were as well endowed and flexible enough to do that.
Then what would we need you for? :)
Hurts the back too much to do it often.
Just bend the other way.
His honk is actually throwing off his center of gravity now?
There must be some reason he’s wearing a St. Louis Cardinals cap at a Boston Red Sox game when they were playing the New York Yankees.
And I’m sure that reason involves his hose.
Not seen on the balcony above: a shirtless Matthew McConaughey, yelling “Heymancomeonupandhavesomebeerswerejustchillinoutupherhavingagoodtime”
He should just start going by his porn name. Hung Hamm.
“Hey Hamm! this is what a real dick looks like!”
“Sit down Fassbender!”
“Uh… yeah Hamm! this is what a real dick looks like!”
Shia just stood there.
I’m not attracted to men with large square chins. It’s just so… 50’s.
I’m just not attracted to men. It’s just so… gay.
They should have used a panoramic lens and included his penis in the shit.
Someone just yelled ‘Nice package!’
ohhh…no penis in this shot
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