1. He just saw his penis on the couple’s camera… I’m pretty sure he can/has kissed it before.

  2. Frank Burns

    His honk is actually throwing off his center of gravity now?

  3. There must be some reason he’s wearing a St. Louis Cardinals cap at a Boston Red Sox game when they were playing the New York Yankees.

    And I’m sure that reason involves his hose.

  4. EricLr

    Not seen on the balcony above: a shirtless Matthew McConaughey, yelling “Heymancomeonupandhavesomebeerswerejustchillinoutupherhavingagoodtime”

  5. Animal

    Sans penis.

  6. tlmck

    He should just start going by his porn name. Hung Hamm.

  7. Bionic_Crouton

    “Hey Hamm! this is what a real dick looks like!”

    “Sit down Fassbender!”

  8. lori

    I’m not attracted to men with large square chins. It’s just so… 50′s.

  9. They should have used a panoramic lens and included his penis in the shit.

  10. cc

    Someone just yelled ‘Nice package!’

  11. pinquett

    ohhh…no penis in this shot

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