1. RebaKATT

    Nothin’ wrong with him that a shovel to the head can’t fix!

  2. Is there a cutoff point for when women won’t sleep with him? If we haven’t reached it yet there may be no hope.

  3. It would be fun to light his beard on fire and watch him dance around like a dervish.

  4. MR-M

    HAHAHAHA….Spittiing image of that redheaded idiot in the blue suit that the NFL network let be their spokesman.

  5. If you squint it looks like he looks like the bearded lady with a ponytail.

  6. “I’m the bearded lady….who are you, one of the FREAKS?”

  7. Jman

    It was quite prescient that Ed Norton beats this guys face to a pulp so long ago. If only it was real, and done again today.

  8. Johnny P!

    Ahhh, the old ‘Homeless-Gay-Hipster’ look is coming back I see.

  9. EricLr

    Hey Jared. We’re doing Fight Club 2. But we need you to audition with Shia Lebouf. And we’re going for realism on this one, so you two feel free to throw real punches.

  10. JC

    I guess the Sons of Anarchy are really hard up for new members.

  11. ScarJo, huh?

    (buries head in hands) OH GOD……

  12. Strange place to debut Frank Caliendo’s new “sad movie usher photog” character.

  13. noodle

    Poor Katy Perry. Not even a false beard will keep the media away.

  14. B&WMinstrel

    Not just Zeus but a Zeus you could imagine having sex dressed up as a swan

  15. F^ckin’ bearded lady escaped from the circus!

  16. Even Jonah Hill couldn’t resist taking a break from his day job to take a shot at him.

  17. Muhammad has returned! and this time he’s a douche!!!

  18. Turd Ferguson

    Where is Tyler Durden when you need him?

  19. At this point, I don’t think even Portland would want him.

  20. most effeminate beard ever! I desperately want to throw up on him/her/it.

  21. Great. You post this picture of Mohammad, and now 2 more Ambassadors will die. Nice job, Fish.

  22. K-Tron

    I guess his head went so far up his own ass, it finally came out the other side.

  23. Jentilly

    My so called career, is over….

  24. Frank The Duck

    Wow, that was quick! They already have the guy who tore down the flag at our embassy in Cairo on the talk show circuit!

  25. Lissa

    I don’t know if I’m more disturbed by the manly beard, or the size 0 figure stanced in the seat like a young schoolgirl, with a manly beard.

  26. Bionic_Crouton

    Jared Leto has the uneasy feeling that somewhere out there Russel Brand is monopolizing the crazy unwashed pretentious prick market.

  27. Martina

    I think I stepped over him yesterday near the 16th Street BART Station in the Mission District … actually, maybe I stepped on him

  28. Evgeni

    i knew henrik zetterberg was a gay…

  29. Thwack……..Boooooooom! Tango down.

  30. donkylicks

    Jared Leto making the most honest to god best attempt to lure in Kim K that a white man has ever attempted, I’ll bet you he even put down urine sent.

  31. contusion

    He’s looking a little more “Gunnar” from Project Runway.

  32. Bigalkie


  33. I saw him in a movie last week and it pains me to announce that he was pretty damn good in it. Of course, he was playing a psychotic, murderous prick, so no big stretch. And I still can’t stand him.

  34. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

    In all honesty, if you told me this was a pic of Bieber from 7 years in the future, I’d swallow your BS hook, line & sinker.

  35. Cock Dr

    I suppose there are some people who like the “just dragged out from beneath a big rock” look.

  36. hmm

    Time to stop now, Mr. Leto. You’re 41.

  37. cc

    Another social media failure…he was here in Toronto, I didn’t know about it, and his face went unpunched.

  38. bethy

    Better….but still not ok.

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