“Look, how was I supposed to know they were using large telescoping lenses?”
“Don’t care, don’t talk to me bitch…”
uh, I think you mean telephoto…
Well, shit. First Harry’s willy, now your tits. I guess Camilla’s arse is next.
Prince William does his one and only impression. Of a stamp.
Can even ONE member of my family go five minutes with their GODDAMNED CLOTHES ON?!?
“I miss the good old days, when they just focused on her sister’s flat ass.”
Who’s “saying” that, to whom?
You don’t frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called “William-Prince,” you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
“Race to look 30 years older than we actually are, dear?”
“Too late, love. I win.”
Oh Jesus! Please tell me she’s not showing her titties off again!?
“So what? They’ve seen your boobs…but my hair looked great from that distance!”
William: “I’m thinking the ‘N’ word.
Kate: “Oh no William, you don’t mean…”\
William: “That’s right, I’m thinking naked!.”
Kate: “It’s not that big a deal William, everyone sunbathes topless”
William: “I just can’t take the ‘Quaid, start the reactor’ jokes”
“SHOW US YOUR TITS.”
“Crumpet, the sun is reflecting off those bags under your eyes”
“Raisins. They looked like goddamned raisins! I’m basically the fucking king, so I don’t understand why you won’t do what I say and turn your princesses into queens.”
No need to look so upset, love. I think your tits looked great.
“William, tell me you did not pay that guy to take topless pictures of me.”
How many times does she need to talk to me about her outfit and her hair? Maybe if I put my hand up in front of her face like this she’ll think I’m not paying attention and stop. Yes, yes, that is much better! Whew!
“…Just the image of you shaking your breasts around like some Jersey shore reject makes my little Willie steal the blood from my head.”
The cold shoulder I say, Thats what she gets for showing the world her jaffa cakes .
She didn’t really show the world. It was a couple’s private intimate vacation in a family’s property. This is no ‘accidental’ tweet like others do to get attention.
It’s Will’s turn. Whip out the royal dong!
“Listen, my darling, when I make a sign like this it means you should excuse yourself, go up to our room, get naked, and get in the Chinese Love Swing. Then I’ll be there within 5 minutes.”
I LOVE HIM
STICK IT INSIDE
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Prince William and Kate Middleton at the Gardens by the Bay in Singapore. (September 13, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN