superficial

  1. She can only be seen by people who’ve seen death.

  2. flaT

    Mrs. Parker the stable is all ready for you.

  3. Diablo Dude

    A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
    And no one can talk to a horse of course
    That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mrs. Ed.

  4. Gruntled and Whelmed

    Man, those Central Park horses get all the fancy blankets.

  5. catapostrophe

    Your chariot awaits. Likewise, your harness and collar.

  6. W-I-L-B-U-RRR!!!

  7. It’s cruel they make her wear blinders…but I guess if she’s spooked it could be dangerous.

  8. Proof that goblins walk amongst us.

  9. RisingDragonFist

    Surely someone somewhere has photographed her walking in to a bar.

  10. Turd Ferguson

    Matthew, where is our normal driver?
    And why does the car say “Elmers” on the side?

  11. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    Who let the mare out of the stables?

  12. ozmosis

    Neigh.

  13. sandycakes

    I really hate her. And not because she’s horsey looking. She gets super famous & super rich doing sex & the city (yeah yeah I know she did other crap) then towards the end of it’s run, she starts putting her own prude-y stamp on what used to be an entertaining show. gives an (many) interview & tells everyone how fucking prudish she is & proceeds to swan about looking like someone’s too rich Grandma AND admits she’s a tightwad. Result: uptight, boring and unattractive. wow, apparently I’ve put too much thought into this.

  14. I wonder how Matthew disposes of her “road apples.”

  15. SprechenSieDouche

    she no longer looks like a horse, unless it’s the horse outside of Denver International Airport. http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k51/otto_rex/denver-airport-horse.jpg

  16. Josie

    looks like an old lady

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