Back with crack… she has NO ass
Hmmmmmmm…Side underarm flap?
Beats her role on “T.J. Hooker: Nursing Home Cop.”
Amanda Bynes in 20 years.
Two months ago.
Goldie Hawn 20 years ago.
She apparently thought she was supposed to wear the jeans from the show, too.
time for a new hairdo. and new jeans. ‘age appropriate’ look it up.
Fact 1: That ass.
Fact 2: Tommy Lee’s crank.
Fact 3: Heather Locklear is still capable of walking.
This logic puzzle makes Fermat’s theorem seem like 2 + 2 = 4.
Primed for a Golden Girls reboot co-starring Cameron Diaz, Lindsay Lohan and Jennifer Aniston.
not bad…….. all things considered
Still would. Still fucking sexy.
As far as the entertainment industry goes, it looks like “Game Over.”
Ahhh snap! She pulled out the 1985 Guess jeans for this shoot!
awww flat mommy butt! still looks great just better from the front…
Guess Jeans!!! It looks like someone is stuck in a time warp, again.
Please, there isn’t a guy here who wouldn’t do her ass right now
Sleeves are your friend.
Still looks better than most 20 something mall dumplings walking around.
Looks like she borrowed some old lady’s arms for the event.
lol i love guess jeanss
She is notorious size slut (She did David Spade for no other reason) so there is nothing left in those jeans that could cause any friction. I hope here lips are smooth because she can only be worthwhile as a BJ queen. .
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Heather Locklear at a Melrose Place cast reunion photo shoot in Los Angeles. (September 13, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN