Negotiating for a blowjob from male prostitute must be hard will all the pap following.

no one buying crack here…nope.

This street must smell god-awful.

Steve-O is off the wagon again? And let me just say congratulations to him. Making Russel Brand look like the sober one is no easy feat.

Roofers to the left of me, addicts to the right.

Everybody in that picture looks like they smell better than Brand.

I’m sorry, I can’t tell which one is which.

Dealer-Addict relationships always start out so romantic.

British Hipster Jesus healing a leper in Los Angeles. (September 13, 2012)

Look at those horrible pants

Why is he wearing a goddamned jacket? It was A HUNDRED FUCKING DEGREES in L.A. yesterday.

He looks like he’s agreeing to a deal for some good ass and a blow job.

The heroin I can do, however the pop singer in the wheelchair will take a couple of days.

Is this a new reality show?

So Mahmoud Ahmedinijad is vacationing in LA?

“I thank you my good chap for this vial of o’dnary baking soda. May we seal our gentleman’s agreement with a handshake?”

The is the first time he has ever been overdressed.

“Well done. I love this look your goin’ for. Kind of a… homeless, meth riddled Elijah Wood, yeah? Right! I’ll use this look in my next movie, but I won’t cut my hair because, well, that would be quite ridiculous!” ~ R. Brand

$10 and sucking your dick for a line of coke? DEAL!

“Opium suppository? I want a fuckin hit!”

Everyone knows that relapse is a part of the recovery…wait, we’re talking about sexual addiction here, right?

“Hello little homeless man, I am Russell Brand! I will be wallowing in my own piss next to you once these pills kicks in.”

Russell Brand meets Steve O. The Douchacalypes begins.

“Tally Ho, short man. My name is Russell Brand and I believe I’m your brother…or maybe your sister.”

His fan base…

pickin up a male prostitute??

The Machinist 2 is gonna suck with Russell Brand in it.

I think that’s Perry Ferrell he’s shaking hands with…