Selma Blair with her son, Arthur, in Los Angeles. (September 13, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I know you’re breaking up with the father, but you can’t put that back in.
…and that’s where you came from!
Shouldn’t the father teach the kid how to pee next to a fire hydrant?
Selma finds re-enacting the moment she queefed her kid out very therapeutic…
Totally missed the punt.
I thought only gazelles could walk right after they fell out.
“Get in mah belly!”
Ok, this attachment parenting thing is going too far. Peeing on your child is NOT a bonding experience!
I’ll pee on you BEFORE the jellyfish get you. Thanks Nicole Kidman!
For a broad known for her fashion sense, the pockets on those jean shorts are mildly disturbing.
She’s warming up to see how far she can kick him.
Is there a dead fish around here?
Gives birth to a toddler while standing on one leg and looking hot… take THAT Jessica Simpson!
Smell that…….that should put him out for a while.
…and he sticks the landing!!!
Axe kick to the head?
She’s really just popping those things out now, isn’t she?
I’m guessing rocking him to sleep didn’t work, so she opted for the more direct vaginal stench knock-out.
“Now climb back in there and see if my career slipped in there when you squirted out!”
Fart in the face!
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