Ummm, Corey? Sorry, we’ve made a mistake. Russell Simmons already rented her for the weekend. And he pays cash. You pay with signed VHS copies of “The Lost Boys”.
I think he’s been photographed with that same hooker before. He must have a coupon.
More like a Lupon
Or a loyalty card. Collect four stamps – fifth hire free.
Pokersatrs isn’t in reference to a card game.
More and more like a mini Charlie Sheen.
Poor Corey, I guess they were out of prostitutes under 5 feet tall.
On the one hand he totally wants to be Micheal Jackson, but on the other hand that chick he’s with is clearly legal.
And a chick.
I think we can safely say that Lupus will not be cured anytime soon.
He’s decided to forgo the Michael Jackson look in favor of joining the gang in A Clockwork Orange.
Corey Feldman “getting lucky” is sort of like “winning money” at the ATM machine
Corey Feldman with a woman who demanded cash up front.
Hey, don’t knock bad stepfathers and uncles. Somebody’s got to create the future generations of whores/sluts/pornstars and and just all around skanks. They’re doing God’s work.
So I’m assuming Lupus is an STD, making this photo perfect.
Umm, how long to I need to stand next to this little boy, and when do I get paid?
does anyone really think she went home with him?
Corey Feldman seen here with a prostitute/Emma Roberts look-a-like.
one of his stable, they need a lot of whores at these low rent events.
“Train dodge…dig it.”
A poor man’s Charlie Sheen.
I saw the thumbnail of a generic blonde with a midget and immediately thought ‘Feldman’.
This is the kind of night where discovering you have lupus would indeed be the lucky alternative outcome.
The whore with a golden heart.She’s been with Corey twice before now. All thanks to the Superficial.
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