Nothing pretentious to see here.. Move along…
The video is set in 1984 New Jersey at the State’s Annual “Tacky Fair”.
“I only use dildos that have been shellacked with Benjamins! Who run the world?!?”
Oh man, I so wanted a pimp bat this year for Christmas. But all I got was this damned watch chain. And I can’t even use the fucking thing because I sold my watch to buy my girlfriend some combs. And then the bitch left me for Alexander Skarsgard.
I’m sorry, what were we talking about again?
Every womans dream…a giant penis made of money.
I wonder if Beyawnce is rich? I wonder if she wants us to know it?
How sweet of her to get Farrah Abraham a birthday present.
What Beyonce really sees every time she looks at JayZ.
I every photo like this, there is a Sad Wycleff in the background, saying it all with his eyes.
Is that a Kardashian lure she’s holding?
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