Jessica Biehl from 10 years in the future confronts current Jessica to “get that Miley Cyrus shit” off her ipod.
She’s smuggling something under that dress.
And that something is clearly two fine-ath Chrithtmath hamth shoved down da backa huh dreth.
A helpful hippie advises Jessica on how to ad a frumpy sweater to avoid having men see her as a de-personalised object of desire instead of as an individual with a complex personality…
Yeah, yeah, that’s great. Look, could I just get my weed? I’m kind of in a hurry.
Can’t hide an ass that fine.
I’m afraid even witchcraft can’t stop aging forever, sister.
“…and you’re kind of a bitch. That’s why we voted you out of the coven”
“You have big feet.”
Holy nice ass. Even that Saudi Arabian frock can’t hide that.
“You have too much ass and have none. Wanna share?”
she is so submissive, such a people pleaser. justin had to buy.
Yeah, that’s an ass with personality. It pops up to greet you!
Aw just go ahead and pull it Jess or she’ll never let it go.
”so you want me to get pregnant with justin and give the baby to YOU?” points
“I remember you from Seventh Heaven. Don’t deny it. You were on that show.”
if angels have ass’s I am sure thats how they look. wow
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Jessica Biel in New York City. (August 29, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN