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  1. Remember Scutt Farcus? the bully from the movie “A Christmas Story?” The second I saw this photo, I heard his laugh in my head.

  2. Ed

    Those anti-depressants seem to be working juuust fine. Tom Cruise was wrong, obviously.

  3. cc

    Is that an expression of shock, surprise, joy or circuits frying?

  4. MZ/X

    Crap that’s terrifying!

  5. direchef

    So this is what a Thetan looks like.

  6. Contusion

    “I’m a little KRAAAAAAAZZYYYYY!”

  7. Johnny P!

    “Insanity laughs under pressure…”

  8. Ermagherd! I pers tha bertox!

  9. Emma Watson's Vagina

    looks like she just had sex with a Marvel comics artist.

  10. I’ve seen less crow’s feet in a murder.

  11. Alice Cooper: The Early Years

  12. ChickenHawk

    She’s got dem crazy eyes…

  13. JK

    Can’t decide between “I’ll get you He-Man!” or “Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight.” Decisions, decisions.

  14. JK

    Is this the living incarnate of trollface?

  15. Frunken

    Notice you never see her and Maria Shriver in the same room.

  16. EricLr

    I’m pretty sure that’s a drag queen paying tribute to Brooke Shields.

    Please tell me I’m right.

  17. Joe Blow

    Wow… she kinda sorta looks like Tom Cruise… though not quite as crazy.

  18. Brownshoe

    She looks like a bird that just fed her chick a chewed up worm.

  19. catapostrophe

    I immediately thought of that “Wack-a-Mole” game.

  20. The Brown Streak

    These real estate agents probably should do better background checks before selling gingerbread houses to the wicked witch.

  21. dontkillthemessenger

    HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!

  22. dontkillthemessenger

    Hey you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. Falstaff

    Wait wait wait. I thought Tom Cruise cut this thing’s head off in Legend. Now I’m going to have to watch it all again.

    In. No. Sense.

  24. Lala

    Wow, is that a big bald spot on the side of her hair? Maybe her extensions shifted…

  25. BowelTowel

    “Tomato butts! I told them no tomato butts! Yet everywhere I look I SEE TOMATO BUTTS. But I showed them. They’ll see. Them and their tomato butts!”

  26. tlmck

    “Brooke! Is it true your kids are putting themselves up for adoption because ‘Mommy scares them’?”

  27. Quijibo

    Lookin’ good!

  28. vgrly

    Seems like Blue Lagoon was a century ago.

  29. Jackie

    “I’m not really a doctor!”

  30. But I think that the most likely reason of all… may have been that her heart was two sizes too small.

  31. pipedreamer

    “I’ll get you, my pretty! and your little dog too!”

  32. Joaquin ingles

    Incomparable.

  33. Mickey01232000

    Wow she morphed into a 40 something dude.

  34. Blech

    That is a weird response to a funeral.

  35. Definition of ‘cackling’.

  36. Oh, no, Charlie! The siren is broken again! Put the crazy, screaming Brooke Shield head on the top of the car, and let’s pull over that speeder!

  37. Omigod! That terrible screeching noise she’s making…coming out of her mouth…she’s one of the Pod People. EVERYBODY RUN…

  38. DoubleD

    Creature from the Blue Lagoon

  39. Neo

    Blue Balls Lagoon

  40. Merch

    If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

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