Remember Scutt Farcus? the bully from the movie “A Christmas Story?” The second I saw this photo, I heard his laugh in my head.
Oh god, now I’m hearing the little brother Randy’s laugh.
“…he had yellow eyes ! I swear to you, he had yellow eyes !”
Those anti-depressants seem to be working juuust fine. Tom Cruise was wrong, obviously.
Is that an expression of shock, surprise, joy or circuits frying?
There’s something odd between her Calvins.
Crap that’s terrifying!
You’re right- she looks insane. I am going to see this picture in my nightmares tonight.
So this is what a Thetan looks like.
“I’m a little KRAAAAAAAZZYYYYY!”
“Insanity laughs under pressure…”
Ermagherd! I pers tha bertox!
looks like she just had sex with a Marvel comics artist.
I’ve seen less crow’s feet in a murder.
Murder might be an accurate description of what’s going on here.
Brooke is laughing because only she know where the bodies are buried.
Alice Cooper: The Early Years
Before I enlarged it I thought it was Ozzy.
She’s got dem crazy eyes…
Can’t decide between “I’ll get you He-Man!” or “Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight.” Decisions, decisions.
You should always go with the one that’s not overused. Oh—that first one’s Skeletor? Okay, back to the drawing board…
Is this the living incarnate of trollface?
Notice you never see her and Maria Shriver in the same room.
I’m pretty sure that’s a drag queen paying tribute to Brooke Shields.
Please tell me I’m right.
Wow… she kinda sorta looks like Tom Cruise… though not quite as crazy.
She looks like a bird that just fed her chick a chewed up worm.
I thought it was a turkey buzzard before I clicked the thumbnail.
I immediately thought of that “Wack-a-Mole” game.
These real estate agents probably should do better background checks before selling gingerbread houses to the wicked witch.
HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!
Hey you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I liked it better the first time.
Wait wait wait. I thought Tom Cruise cut this thing’s head off in Legend. Now I’m going to have to watch it all again.
In. No. Sense.
Wow, is that a big bald spot on the side of her hair? Maybe her extensions shifted…
No, that’s where the umbilicus was attached, from her head to her landing/nurturing pod…
“Tomato butts! I told them no tomato butts! Yet everywhere I look I SEE TOMATO BUTTS. But I showed them. They’ll see. Them and their tomato butts!”
“Brooke! Is it true your kids are putting themselves up for adoption because ‘Mommy scares them’?”
Seems like Blue Lagoon was a century ago.
“I’m not really a doctor!”
But I think that the most likely reason of all… may have been that her heart was two sizes too small.
“I’ll get you, my pretty! and your little dog too!”
If you hadn’t, I was ready!
Wow she morphed into a 40 something dude.
That is a weird response to a funeral.
Definition of ‘cackling’.
Oh, no, Charlie! The siren is broken again! Put the crazy, screaming Brooke Shield head on the top of the car, and let’s pull over that speeder!
Omigod! That terrible screeching noise she’s making…coming out of her mouth…she’s one of the Pod People. EVERYBODY RUN…
Creature from the Blue Lagoon
Blue Balls Lagoon
If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
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Brooke Shields at the premiere of The Campaign in Hollywood. (August 2, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN