Richard Simmons in Beverly Hills. (August 2, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
There’s a Chic Fil A joke in here somewhere but it’s Friday and i don’t care.
Nice to see Tom Cruise staying active despite the divorce.
I bet no one even blinks an eye anymore.
OK, if this is the next villain Christopher Nolan is going with I’m not watching that movie!
“NO! Don’t ask me! Don’t ask me how much I paid Elton John for this pair of his old glasses! I’m pretty sure I overpaid.”
too much nylon on one man, if that’s what he even is anymore.
I don’t think he’s ever going to die… just explode into a cloud of fairy dust…
Time to dye the hair again, Dame Edna.
One of those rare cases where real hair is worse than a wig.
It’s not really his natural hair. Early on in his career he was yo-yo dieting got real sick and lost all his hair. It’s what got him started on healthy diets and exercise. He had hair plugs done before he was famous. Since he had no hair left on his head they took it from cough..cough.. somewhere else on his body. Yep, thats a full head of Pubes.
The real question is: Is he wearing panty hose?
Thank you for making my point.
You really believe those are all pubes?
Dude, I’m having a hard time believing the existence of this motherfucker – why would I balk on the “headful of crotch lint” minutia?
so wait, the carpet matches the…drapes are carpet…wait. Im so confused
This is the guy who went after the tabloids and sued them years ago when they claimed he was gay.
Do they get their money back now?
I’d assume that gay guys would find this just as creepy as the rest of us. There are some lines you don’t cross.
I disagree. I think gay guys would find this just FAB-U-LOUS!
False. It’s… unpleasant.
No offense if you’re batting for the other team.
If anyone can name one right thing in this whole picture i’ll eat my own hat
I see a hand, leg, ear, eye….
The greenery looks well maintained and verdant.
It’s definitely his color!
And this is just his yard work outfit.
Unless he saw Russell Brand being eaten by the crocodile I don’t want to know.
‘Can you dance to ‘We no speak Americano’?’
How did people NOT know this guy was gay?
The same America that was duped by The Village People and Liberace.
And Adam Levine.
Who says nobody knew?
He’s got enough sparkle, but the overall look is just too beige.
Joey Lawrence in 20 years.
Joey Lawrence 20 minutes after he gets home.
THAT’S why he always wears a beanie !
I’d like to vote for another spokesperson for fitness.
I sense a breast is nearby.
“No no no! This is a vagina free zone!”
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