superficial

  1. DeucePickle

    There’s a Chic Fil A joke in here somewhere but it’s Friday and i don’t care.

  2. Schmidtler

    Nice to see Tom Cruise staying active despite the divorce.

  3. I bet no one even blinks an eye anymore.

  4. MZ/X

    OK, if this is the next villain Christopher Nolan is going with I’m not watching that movie!

  5. “NO! Don’t ask me! Don’t ask me how much I paid Elton John for this pair of his old glasses! I’m pretty sure I overpaid.”

  6. mrsmass

    too much nylon on one man, if that’s what he even is anymore.

  7. I don’t think he’s ever going to die… just explode into a cloud of fairy dust…

  8. MisterSuccint

    Time to dye the hair again, Dame Edna.

  9. Contusion

    One of those rare cases where real hair is worse than a wig.

    • It’s not really his natural hair. Early on in his career he was yo-yo dieting got real sick and lost all his hair. It’s what got him started on healthy diets and exercise. He had hair plugs done before he was famous. Since he had no hair left on his head they took it from cough..cough.. somewhere else on his body. Yep, thats a full head of Pubes.
      The real question is: Is he wearing panty hose?

  10. Johnny P!

    This is the guy who went after the tabloids and sued them years ago when they claimed he was gay.
    Do they get their money back now?

  11. If anyone can name one right thing in this whole picture i’ll eat my own hat

  12. And this is just his yard work outfit.

  13. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Unless he saw Russell Brand being eaten by the crocodile I don’t want to know.

  14. cc

    ‘Can you dance to ‘We no speak Americano’?’
    ‘Nooooo bitch!’

  15. EricLr

    How did people NOT know this guy was gay?

  16. Cock Dr

    He’s got enough sparkle, but the overall look is just too beige.

  17. Tiger

    Joey Lawrence in 20 years.

  18. I’d like to vote for another spokesperson for fitness.

  19. The Brown Streak

    I sense a breast is nearby.

  20. Colin

    “No no no! This is a vagina free zone!”

  21. Sheppy

    Flamboyant alright, but he’s no Joey Lawrence.

  22. Colin

    “So just turn that little hiney around, Ms. Bieber.”

  23. Lalalalalalala

    He would be just fabulous on Dancing With The Stars!! Dontcha think?

  24. tlmck

    The perfect mate for Lady Gaga.

  25. Bionic_Crouton

    Would you let this guy look after your kids?

  26. Carot Top…The Later Years

  27. Batman

    T-shirts and jeans!! Get those things AWAY from me!!

  28. Cody42

    “Leave me be, paparazzo! I want privacy. Can’t you see I’m trying to go unnoticed?!”

  29. Believe it or not, 30+ years ago this guy used to be on “General Hospital.”

  30. I’m telling you, there’s no way Courtney Stodden is only 17.

  31. mbcl

    Don’t shoot until you see the silver glitter of his eyes.

  32. noodle

    Are you fucking serious? I thought he’d be a greeter at wal mart by now.

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