The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.3.12
Derek Jeter at the opening night of ‘Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth’ on Broadway in New York City. (August 2, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.3.12
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I thought this was The Situation from the thumbnail.
I thought it was the villain from Beverly Hills Cop.
And I thought it was Lance Bass!
I thought it was Sally Jessie Rafael.
You’re all right.
“ha, great joke. would you like a complimentary gift basket? ask my driver.”
He doesn’t seem to age. He always looks exactly the same. Hey, good for him. :-)
Insert black microphone joke here:_________________
Go Yankees!!!
This is the face of an ass-clown who deserves fewer naked Minka Kellys in his life.
You’re single?
“All these years, and Bud Selig still has no idea I use steroids!”
“I had a great time at the show tonight. I came here with 2 ears and I left with most of 2.”
Another Tyson movie? Why??
Not a movie. One-man show on Broadway.
Yes. You read that right.
Wayne Newton has a younger brother?
It’s Howdy Doody Time!
…and everyone thought that Jeter was curled up in the fetalposition after his crushing break up ( top shelp swag bag ) with Minka Kelly
Reporter: Can Mike Tyson pronounce “Undisputed”?
Jeter: No, but it was funny watching him try for two hours.
Um, I’ll just take my goodie basket now.
No, no sex needed. Really.
“Ahhh, to hell with Minka Kelly. At least my new girlfriend will touch my penis without going ‘Ewwwwwww…’!”
“Who wants a gift basket?”