superficial

  1. mrsmass

    I thought this was The Situation from the thumbnail.

  2. henry hill

    “ha, great joke. would you like a complimentary gift basket? ask my driver.”

  3. He doesn’t seem to age. He always looks exactly the same. Hey, good for him. :-)

  4. Insert black microphone joke here:_________________

  5. lily

    Go Yankees!!!

  6. K-Tron

    This is the face of an ass-clown who deserves fewer naked Minka Kellys in his life.

  7. EricLr

    You’re single?

  8. The Brown Streak

    “All these years, and Bud Selig still has no idea I use steroids!”

  9. dontkillthemessenger

    “I had a great time at the show tonight. I came here with 2 ears and I left with most of 2.”

  10. Another Tyson movie? Why??

  11. tlmck

    Wayne Newton has a younger brother?

  12. It’s Howdy Doody Time!

  13. bigalkie

    …and everyone thought that Jeter was curled up in the fetalposition after his crushing break up ( top shelp swag bag ) with Minka Kelly

  14. Bionic_Crouton

    Reporter: Can Mike Tyson pronounce “Undisputed”?

    Jeter: No, but it was funny watching him try for two hours.

  15. Blech

    Um, I’ll just take my goodie basket now.

    No, no sex needed. Really.

  16. “Ahhh, to hell with Minka Kelly. At least my new girlfriend will touch my penis without going ‘Ewwwwwww…’!”

  17. “Who wants a gift basket?”

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