nice and shiny
…now starring in “The Ricky Martin Story”
No look is complete without the KNC* for this guy!
(*Knitted Douche Cap)
Thanks catastrophe. Acronyms make my brain hurt.
But let’s make KDC a part of the common lexicon, shall we?
There are far too many hipsters wearing these year ’round…
Oh shit, I was about to ask if that spray-on hair shit was making a comeback. I didn’t realize it was a KDC. The question is what’s worse?
The KDC, hands down, every time.
It’s even worse than using a ‘Flow-Bee’, man!
“No, these clothes do not come in adult sizes. Why do you ask?”
Ugh those pants! They looks so tight and awkward…why do men wear skinny jeans, its so GAY. He does have a nice upper body.
showcased by his baby gap tee.
Whoa, that looks is for someone 20 years younger than you!!
It’s the middle of summer, and these douche still wears a beanie.
It was 100º here yesterday and some dipshit kid, around 15, came into the place where I was eating wearing one of those damn things. I asked him if it was too hot for it, and he defensively said, “No!” So I told him, “I used to wear one of those and eventually I lost all my hair.”
So Joey, do you always oil yourself down before heading out to the airport?
So the Hallmark Channel is doing a movie on the Chippendales?
He oiled himself up for THIS?
Poor kids waited around for hours and didn’t get to see one single celebrity.
Is the KDC to hold his hair plugs in?
So much effort. So llittle of a clue.
Still waiting for a steroid that makes him taller.
Hate Skinny jeans.
“No sir. We asked If YOU could take OUR picture.”
The kids in the background are identifying him to their mom as the “stranger danger”.
Every time I see one of these guys whose neck is the same width as his head, I can’t help but think of Ram Man from He-Man.Bleh.
No man should wear nuthugger jeans. Surrender your testicles at once.
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