superficial

  1. DeucePickle

    nice and shiny

  2. henry hill

    …now starring in “The Ricky Martin Story”

  3. Johnny P!

    No look is complete without the KNC* for this guy!
    (*Knitted Douche Cap)

    • catapostrophe

      KDC?

      • Johnny P!

        Thanks catastrophe. Acronyms make my brain hurt.
        But let’s make KDC a part of the common lexicon, shall we?
        There are far too many hipsters wearing these year ’round…

      • Joaquin ingles

        Oh shit, I was about to ask if that spray-on hair shit was making a comeback. I didn’t realize it was a KDC. The question is what’s worse?

      • Johnny P!

        The KDC, hands down, every time.
        It’s even worse than using a ‘Flow-Bee’, man!

  4. “No, these clothes do not come in adult sizes. Why do you ask?”

  5. lily

    Ugh those pants! They looks so tight and awkward…why do men wear skinny jeans, its so GAY. He does have a nice upper body.

  6. ChickenHawk

    Whoa, that looks is for someone 20 years younger than you!!

  7. It’s the middle of summer, and these douche still wears a beanie.

  8. EricLr

    So Joey, do you always oil yourself down before heading out to the airport?

  9. So the Hallmark Channel is doing a movie on the Chippendales?

  10. Frunken

    He oiled himself up for THIS?

  11. The Brown Streak

    Poor kids waited around for hours and didn’t get to see one single celebrity.

  12. Kravmaguffin

    Is the KDC to hold his hair plugs in?

  13. So much effort. So llittle of a clue.

  14. Stewie Griffin

    Still waiting for a steroid that makes him taller.

  15. Blech

    Hate Skinny jeans.

  16. Bionic_Crouton

    “No sir. We asked If YOU could take OUR picture.”

  17. Bionic_Crouton

    The kids in the background are identifying him to their mom as the “stranger danger”.

  18. Every time I see one of these guys whose neck is the same width as his head, I can’t help but think of Ram Man from He-Man.Bleh.

  19. No man should wear nuthugger jeans. Surrender your testicles at once.

  20. Coyote

    What a Douch Bag; Grow up already

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