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  1. cc

    Good for her, getting a job as a physics teacher. Now, what happens when you use TWO pullies?

  2. MZ/X

    Pop-Up shop or Poop-Up shop?

  3. That slogan sounds like the tag line to a midget tossing competition…

  4. She should climb under it and let it fall on her. I’m sorry, is that mean? I loathe this chick- I always have. I honestly can’t even figure out why.

    • shonzie

      Because you are a chick.

      FACT: Chicks hate other chicks inherently. Especially if that other chick is getting attention.

  5. What? No stupid hipster look? She actually looks pretty good here.

  6. lily

    this is the best ive seen her look in awhile. normal clothes…im in shock…

  7. The under-served celebrity pulley-porn market is finally getting it’s due. I was getting tired of jerking it to old episodes of Mr. Wizard.

  8. BushWhacker

    Show us the bush.

  9. The Brown Streak

    I don’t think she quite understood the concept of “having her water break.”

  10. Colin

    And for my next trick I will consume all of this and complete my transformation into Rachel Ray

  11. Beer Baron

    I would enjoy putting my weenus in her butt vagina.

  12. tlmck

    She will be fined by OSHA for not wearing steel toed shoes.

  13. No, no, Van, you’re in the ACTOR’S union. NOT the longshoremen’s union…

    • Are there still longshoremen? I saw this industrial video a few years back that said they would all be replaced by automation.

      “But after the horror movie I seen today… Robots! Piers full of robots! My kid’ll be lucky if he’s even punchin’ numbers five years from now. And while it don’t mean shit to me that I can’t take my steak knives to DiBiagio and Sons, it breaks my fuckin’ heart that there’s no future for the Sobotkas on the waterfront!”

      (Fish, this was just for you as you wade through the rest of Friday’s comments.)

  14. Bionic_Crouton

    Oh yeah… That looks safe! How many teamsters wear an open toe platform shoes?

  15. Blech

    I can’t tell what’s being lifted here…

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