That’s putting it mildly.
what a MESS
“High five nipples!”
That’s one hell of a bodyguard.
She’s acting like she doesn’t see you…but she sees you
“No honey, we can’t go home until we find Jennifer Aniston and see who’s colder”
Aunt Deborah is fun when she doesn’t take those green pills!
Remember when she was kind of cute? Me neither.
This would make an amazing poster.
Thank you, pokie fairy. My gratitude is not so much for striking Debra Messing with your magic dust, but more for missing the massive beast behind her.
She’s a multimillionaire. That is all.
Try as he might, Billy could not shake her. She showed all the signs of being caught in the ice wizard’s spell. They were visible now, and soon, the ogre they had just fooled would smell them, and then see them. They had nearly made it, he thought, as the tears began to fall.
And then he saw them. Like towers of hope rising above the darkness, he felt a warmth and gladness he hadn’t felt in years. Perhaps they were there all along, and he hadn’t noticed, or perhaps the time was never right. But there were there, and he was here, and this moment of gladness would not last. Mustering all the courage he could, he spoke the only words that would break the spell, though he did not know it. They were the only two words he wanted to say, and he said them, proudly, as the footfalls of the ogre drew near.
De bra’s missing!
It doesn’t matter how much money you make, this is what motherhood will do to a lady. This is what you have to look forward to, gentlemen. *And with that, the sound of vas deferens being snipped across America*
I have a 12yr old daughter and an 11yr old vasectomy
She’s still cute. I still would.
Repost after having your vision checked.
Serena Wiilliams refuses to go away this week.
“Mommy, look at your boobs! You forgot your bra again!”
“That’s right, honey…On mommy’s show, no men that she knew were interested in her because they were all gay. I’m not sure WHY that is true now in real life.”
Remember kids…When you’re driving, always keep your nipples at 12 and 2.
Give her a bone in her hair and it’s Pebbles Flintstone all grown up
Her son is not trying to get her attention. He wants her to stay focused because he knows if she makes a sudden turn he could lose an eye.
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