Kelly Osbourne with her boyfriend, Matthew Mosshart, at LAX. (August 23, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
That boyfriend looks like huge pussy.
I beg to differ, standing in an airport contemplating your butt-plug and curling your silken tresses between your fingers while your dumpy (rich) dominatrix talks on the phone is totally macho.
One thing is certain, if they ever get dressed quickly in the dark she won’t be end up mistakenly wearing his pants.
Gad, I proofread that and STILL fucked it up. Ow! I slapped my forehead and stuck my thumb in my eye!
That was so mean. But it made me laugh out loud more than once.
Love his shoulder bag…wonder what he keeps in there?
well she is the man in the relationship. she looks like her Dad, he looks like Sharon.
John Mayer’s rebound?
The boyfriend looks suspiciously like a young Ozzy.
Dude, if you’re playing with your hair, then it’s time to cut it… or come out of the closet.
She’s dating Stefon?
Kelly: “Hi mom, we’re at the airport…can someone pick us up, Matt is totally tripping balls”
Matt: “whoa…I can feel my hair growing”
Somebody’s gotta do it.
This clown judges what others wear for a living? That’s fucked up.
“Mr. Mosshart, you’ve been selected for a random TSA screening. By random, I mean I singled you out so that the entire security line can laugh at your pants. It’s the little things that make us happy, Mr. Mosshart. It’s the little things.”
And that is what a man winds up with when he wears skinny jeans…
I once saw a guy in a bookstore who was wearing skintight skinny jeans that he couldn’t zip up so instead he left them open with his yellow briefs packaging out. compared to that, this guy just looks like the drummer of an unsuccessful garage band
“I wanna be the one to, I wanna be the one to love yooooooou”
Name that movie scene.
That’s a guy?
That’s the gayest looking dude I’ve seen in a while.
Kelly Osbourne has finally come out of the closet, being seen with her girlfriend in public.
ohhhhhh you said that you wold finish braiding my hair………..
“Oh, yeah mom…I TOTALLY look like a douchy clown! You won’t believe how many people are staring! Matthew? Oh, he’s doing his “I’m the retarded Russell Brand” imitation! We’re having SUCH a great time. Yes, mom, I wish we had any sort of talent too! I love you…bye!”
If you listen very closely, you can hear her saying SHAAAARRRROOOONNNN!
“Do I have any split ends?” MM wonders….
Looks like Boy George got his passport privileges back.
“…He is not gay! In fact, we are going to do it right after our mani/pedi!”
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