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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    That boyfriend looks like huge pussy.

    • Matt Lauer

      I beg to differ, standing in an airport contemplating your butt-plug and curling your silken tresses between your fingers while your dumpy (rich) dominatrix talks on the phone is totally macho.

    • karlito

      well she is the man in the relationship. she looks like her Dad, he looks like Sharon.

  2. John Mayer’s rebound?

  3. tlmck

    The boyfriend looks suspiciously like a young Ozzy.

  4. Dude, if you’re playing with your hair, then it’s time to cut it… or come out of the closet.

  5. EricLr

    She’s dating Stefon?

  6. Kelly: “Hi mom, we’re at the airport…can someone pick us up, Matt is totally tripping balls”

    Matt: “whoa…I can feel my hair growing”

  7. catapostrophe

    Somebody’s gotta do it.

  8. Billebuoy

    This clown judges what others wear for a living? That’s fucked up.

  9. “Mr. Mosshart, you’ve been selected for a random TSA screening. By random, I mean I singled you out so that the entire security line can laugh at your pants. It’s the little things that make us happy, Mr. Mosshart. It’s the little things.”

  10. And that is what a man winds up with when he wears skinny jeans…

    • Gin&Tonic

      I once saw a guy in a bookstore who was wearing skintight skinny jeans that he couldn’t zip up so instead he left them open with his yellow briefs packaging out. compared to that, this guy just looks like the drummer of an unsuccessful garage band

  11. “I wanna be the one to, I wanna be the one to love yooooooou”
    Name that movie scene.

  12. Cock Dr

    That’s a guy?

  13. That’s the gayest looking dude I’ve seen in a while.

  14. Jade

    Kelly Osbourne has finally come out of the closet, being seen with her girlfriend in public.

  15. me

    ohhhhhh you said that you wold finish braiding my hair………..

  16. “Oh, yeah mom…I TOTALLY look like a douchy clown! You won’t believe how many people are staring! Matthew? Oh, he’s doing his “I’m the retarded Russell Brand” imitation! We’re having SUCH a great time. Yes, mom, I wish we had any sort of talent too! I love you…bye!”

  17. Vlad

    If you listen very closely, you can hear her saying SHAAAARRRROOOONNNN!

  18. Sheelly

    “Do I have any split ends?” MM wonders….

  19. contusion

    Looks like Boy George got his passport privileges back.

  20. Bionic_Crouton

    “…He is not gay! In fact, we are going to do it right after our mani/pedi!”

  21. cookie

    Wow that dude has longer hair than me & im a girl!!!

  22. Gabe Kaplan

    “Get off the phone and buy me something pretentious!”

  23. sitsdeep

    I think he is looking at her ankle brace and trying to think of something they can do with it….i think she needs a brain brace.

  24. s45qu4tch

    Which is which?

  25. anna

    What’s john Meyer doing with miss piggy??

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