fingers crossed for a obstetrical hemorrhage.
You mean like the one her mother had?
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EG…….fuck.
Remember that scene in Jurassic Park where they all watched the ripples in the glass of water as the beast approached?
Winner, winner! Chicken dinner!
Wonderful, she skinned papa smurf and is now wearing him…
She IS a Smurf.
Isn’t it about time for her to go under a bridge and birth that thing?
Either she’s got size 3 feet or…. oh my god.
Cher’s minnie me, albiet a fat one
Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’
Keep movin’, movin’, movin’,
Though they’re disapprovin’,
Keep them doggies movin’ Rawhide!
I thought she was pregnant…but she still looks the same as always.
I just realized why she always wears clogs, it’s to keep her vagina from dragging on the ground.
I predict that kid will hit the ground running, then get yanked back by the umbilicus like a dog at the end of his lead.
You are fucking amazing
They say that some lucky pregnant women glow, and then there are some that turn into a black hole gravity well.
Will the offspring come out with fetal alcohol syndrome and a cancer stick clenched in it’s tiny claws?
Snooki, shown here in front of a toy car the Jersey Shore cast bought for her baby.
She now has the exact dimensions of a bowling ball.
I just wish C3PO could convince her to have an abortion.
Mr Wonka, you turned my daughter into a blueberry. A blueberry!
You’re turning violet, Violet!
suicide in 5 years. mark my words.
Hers or her kid’s?
I still don’t take this as conclusive proof that she’s actually pregnant. You can still see the cheeseburger blow hole
Isn’t it odd that her due date is the same date that marks the end of the Mayan Calendar ?
Technically, the blue whale is endangered, so the environmentalists should be cheering about the possibility of an impending birth
push it back into the ocean
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