superficial

  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    fingers crossed for a obstetrical hemorrhage.

  2. KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EG…….fuck.

  3. GLT

    Remember that scene in Jurassic Park where they all watched the ripples in the glass of water as the beast approached?

  4. Wonderful, she skinned papa smurf and is now wearing him…

  5. Isn’t it about time for her to go under a bridge and birth that thing?

  6. O'chunt

    Either she’s got size 3 feet or…. oh my god.

  7. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    Cher’s minnie me, albiet a fat one

  8. Video Bastard

    Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’
    Keep movin’, movin’, movin’,
    Though they’re disapprovin’,
    Keep them doggies movin’ Rawhide!

  9. I thought she was pregnant…but she still looks the same as always.

    • Matt Lauer

      I just realized why she always wears clogs, it’s to keep her vagina from dragging on the ground.
      I predict that kid will hit the ground running, then get yanked back by the umbilicus like a dog at the end of his lead.

  10. Cock Dr

    They say that some lucky pregnant women glow, and then there are some that turn into a black hole gravity well.
    Will the offspring come out with fetal alcohol syndrome and a cancer stick clenched in it’s tiny claws?

  11. JC

    Snooki, shown here in front of a toy car the Jersey Shore cast bought for her baby.

  12. She now has the exact dimensions of a bowling ball.

  13. EricLr

    I just wish C3PO could convince her to have an abortion.

  14. Dr.J.Fever

    Mr Wonka, you turned my daughter into a blueberry. A blueberry!

  15. You’re turning violet, Violet!

  16. CK

    suicide in 5 years. mark my words.

  17. I still don’t take this as conclusive proof that she’s actually pregnant. You can still see the cheeseburger blow hole

  18. Bonky

    Isn’t it odd that her due date is the same date that marks the end of the Mayan Calendar ?

  19. Technically, the blue whale is endangered, so the environmentalists should be cheering about the possibility of an impending birth

  20. Vlad

    push it back into the ocean

  21. Bionic_Crouton

    If she falls off her platforms, there maybe hope for the future.

  22. lori

    There’s something just sexy and cute about her.

  23. yuck

    Snooki is one of the many people who should not be allowed to reproduce. Btw, Lori, spoken like a fat chick. lol

  24. Swearin

    Someone tell Paul Bunyan his blue ox has run away

  25. Ruckus

    Grimace is real and coming for your chocolate shake!!

  26. Holy fuck, what happened to Cher?

  27. The picture loads and I just start laughing. My wife looks over and says “awe sad.” This picture is pure human confusion.

  28. tlmck

    This is one Weeble that wobbles and falls down alot.

  29. I can’t believe she’s made millions being a stupid whore. WTF is wrong with ‘merica.

  30. rawfodog

    Two minutes to midnight
    To kill the unborn in the womb

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