superficial

  1. “Well son, now that you’ve had a cold, lifeless animal between your legs, you know what it’s like to be married to your mother”

  2. “Wow, this kid looks just like Posh Vicki this morning! To Instagram!”

  3. “Daddy, why won’t you take our picture? And what is a “bloody fit fanny on that bird”? If mommy sees the pictures again is she gonna get more surgeries?”

  4. cubiccubism

    Life imitates art or is it art imitates life… Kevin Connolly is in Beckham’s entourage.

  5. Some people become so fucking boring once they have kids.

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