Even her beautiful smile can’t save Nick Cage’s latest flop.
The gaydar is strong in this one.
His hairline looks like Batman’s cowl.
Nothing intimidates quite like the “Gandolfini eyes”
A rom-com from a Stanley Kubrick?
She is omnipresent and overrated
She sure is.
She definitely isn’t.
Not till she finally shows them boobs.
Nic! Hey Nic! Hey smile for the camera Ni…oops.
That’s the look of “I’m heading to my trailer to masturbate.”
I’ll see your Nick Cage covered cubicle and raise you one John Cusack.
Why do I get the feeling he can see me through the picture?
So is this is Nicolas Cage biopic?
John’s looking rough.
Paparazzi Mind Melt
They should give the man a boombox so I’ll know if he’s gonna kill her or wants to fuck her. I can’t tell if that’s his romantic stalker expression or crazy killer one, or if he ate chili for lunch and it’s backing up on him.
I get feeling John could eat a peach for hours.
So she plays a 50 year old suburban cougar, and he plays a golem?
Yes, this is the scene where she gets raped.
No, she still has no idea. We told her the script’s not done yet.
Gargamel and Barbie in “Everything I Hated About the 80s.” Sweet.
You never go full cage.
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