1. whatanass

    “Believe me Mauia, In China women aue this flat.”

  2. donkeylicks

    The young man in the Dodgers shirt silently cursed his Red Party Grandfather for defecting to America while looking on at what might have been his, if only for the fair price of 1 million per night.

  3. I'mCool

    It’s not racist when you mock your own.

  4. Yes to both. Seems like she has been auditioning some pretty awesome potential threesomes lately.

  5. LLBL

    …Count It!

  6. Ziyi is aging gracefully. She still looks like she did in Crouching Tiger. @Maria: Dat ass!

  7. “Ziyi. Can you make some kind of stereotypical pose for us?”
    “How’s this?”

  8. I’m starting to think Maria is camera shy. Thank goodness her ass isn’t.

  9. Robb7

    Truly a Greek treasure. Again, don’t EVER let her laugh.

  10. “And then my character starts flying for no damn good reason except to confuse American audiences.”

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