superficial

  1. sdf

    It’s unbelieveble I know, but I’ve seen doucher things on this website.

  2. catapostrophe

    And I’ve seen worse spelling. [rimshot!]

  3. Fuck, I hope he’s gay

  4. Dickslapper

    “Oh! Oh! Oh! Mr. Kotter!”

  5. What must he have asked his tailor for?

    It must have been made to order, as who would make a suit like that thinking they could sell it.

  6. If you drop acid, this is what burning curry and incense LOOKS like.

  7. ididnotdodat

    grandma called,

    She wants her tablecloth and drapes back pronto buddy!!!!

  8. What comes after Z-list?

  9. EricLR

    That’s the bastard that stole my rug!!! Hey, asshole, I need that back! It really tied the room together.

  10. Every time he lies on the floor, he really ties the room together.

  11. dennis

    Same suit Pedobear wears when he is hiding in plain sight in hotel hallways.

  12. Cock Dr

    Call me old fashioned but I think it’s kind of disrespectful to the red carpet event if you show up wearing shower shoes.

    • Ina Bigbush

      Shower shoes? I’ve got questions. Why? Where? For what? Is that a gay thing?

      • You wear these kinds of shoes in public showers, like at gyms, or the pool unless you want foot fungus. Since I don’t go to either of those places, I call these flipflops. I wear them to the store, but Hellmart isn’t a movie premeire.

    • You’ll never become a star wearing shower shoes. Think classy, you’ll be classy. If you have a $40 million opening weekend, you can wear shower shoes and the press’ll think you’re colorful. Until you have a $40 million opening weekend, however, it means you are a douche.

  13. He took a whole bunch of ugly flowery sundresses from the 70′s and made a suit out of them. As for the flipflops, maybe some LSD was left on the fabric. He sure looks…happy.

  14. Unless it’s a map of Hyrule, it’s unacceptable for an outfit pattern to be this busy.

  15. tlmck

    Gives new meaning to the phrase: “What is wrong with this picture”.

  16. Steve

    WTF Prince? First twitter now this…

  17. crb

    Steve Vai looks great with shorter hair.

  18. “FLIP FLOPS AREN’T FORMAL SHOES!”
    “Fuck you anonymous shouting crowd person.”

  19. …Aaaand Bollywood dance number breaks out in 3…2…

  20. rug camo–allows stars to quickly evade the paparazzi by laying down. smart!

  21. Blob

    “Fly, magic carpet, Fly!”

  22. It took me a while to get a post up for this. His jacket gave me a seizure the first time I saw it.

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