superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Rich Man’s Corey Feldman.

  2. I WON THE DNA LOTTERY!

  3. ididnotdodat

    #hoesbewinning……………………..

  4. Its so refreshing to see women love a man for who he is, not what he has.

    http://abcnews.go.com/entertainment/t/blogEntry?id=15971428

    Oh, never mind.

  5. EricLR

    That car gets more miles-per-gallon than their collective IQ.

  6. The son looks like just as big a douche as his dad.

  7. sweetdickwillie

    Fuck. Just. Plain. Fuck. (from a guy writing snarky remarks from the basement of his mom’s house).

  8. Times are tough at Playboy these days, a base Cayman.

    • LLBL

      My thoughts exactly. I was going to say something like I hope that’s not his car but rather payment to one of the girls for services rendered.

  9. Angel_thing

    Guess who’s hungier for career advancement

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      The less enthusiastic one is really after daddy, since she knows he’s going to die much sooner.

  10. Ah, so THAT’S what a shit-eating grin looks like.

  11. tlmck

    The women are not bad, but I would rather have the car. Then I could have my choice of hot gold diggers.

  12. Why do I have the feeling this guy’s about to tell me how he made millions buying real estate in foreclosure and that I can, too?

    “Come to my seminar!”

  13. “We have daddy issues!”

  14. This looks like a “before” picture of a tragic accident, except I might be overselling the “tragic” part.

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