I literally just came on my screen
Dammit! Everywhere I go, Turtle this! Turtle that! I’d like to finally be known as someone other than that idiotic character on that idiotic show.
Umm… I just asked what time it was.
Someone’s having a fit of the vapours.
“No, I did NOT use the ‘Jonah Hill Diet’!!”
this looks EXACTLY like what I expect any street corner in West Hollywood to look like.
“It’s pronounced ‘keenwa’, thank you very much!”
“Goddamnit, for the last time, I am not Jonah Hill, he is a serious actor, that knows serious people”.
Nothing gay going on here. Nope. Not at all.
“It’s bad enough you wore that shirt, wrinkled I might add, with those shoes, but you left the house with NO accessories. We’re not savages.”
the price you pay for losing weight.. no longer jolly.
“Why did you take my money if you’re not going to blow me?”
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