superficial

  1. Deacon Jones

    (inhales deeply)

    Ahhh! Diversity !

  2. they look employable.

  3. I’d make a crack about “poor ghetto trash” but they’re worth over $300 million between the two of them, so instead I’ll just say “May I get either of you gentlemen a drink?”

  4. The Pope

    These two have more money than I could make in ten lifetimes. THESE two. Slavery guilt is officially over with now.

  5. Voice of Reisling

    Lil Wayne is moonlighting as an orderly.

  6. EricLR

    I love it when they debate the contradictions between Einstein’s classic physics model vs. the string theory of modern quantum physics. You just learn so much just from listening to them, you know?

  7. “Do you think we look like fucktards?” “Wait what?”

  8. Angel_thing

    “Dude, I think you went a little overboard with the star tatoo on your head “

  9. Ina Bigbush

    I’m hoping Birdman was a passed out victim of an asshole with a sharpie.

  10. LLBL

    “Sheet, I’m high as a mothafucka right now dog.”

  11. “After this, let’s go to my place in the Hamptons.”

  12. This is one of the few times the phrase “money didn’t change him” is actually a bad thing.

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