“Don’t lie to me. You were the one who whispered “saggy boobs.” Now tell us all what you meant.”
Mission Impossible 5: Try Not to Be Gay
Say what you want, the dude makes good movies. All the MI movies apart from 2 have been very good. “Edge of Tomorrow” was excellent.
Yeah I think Tom gets a bad rap. He’s awesome and has been entertaining us for decades.
I think most of his movies suck balls – but EoT redeems them all. It was a freakin’ awesome movie, one of the best, most intelligent actioners of the last 25 years. The fact that it made about 10% of what Transformers 4 did is another testament to our stupidity as a species.
Loved EoT. First film since Collateral I truly enjoyed. But I always wondered about the generic title. From the start I thought ‘Live Die Repeat’ would have been much better. Glad to hear the DVD release wil basically rename the film as such.
I love Tom Cruise (of course not in “his” way)
But dude really needs a bra for those man-boobs.
Let me guess, he’ll be hanging from somewhere, run like a stabbed rat, and he’ll be betrayed by someone at some point.
Yeah, and it’ll all be awesome.
Next year: Pecker implants.
“These pecs aren’t bad, but can I get a Bruce Jenner instead?”
I should be running…
His sweat says he’s been running, but his eyes say the gay thoughts caught up
Mission Impossible 5: Vagina
Brucer Jenner has better tits than this bitch…
Mission Impossible 5
Director: So Tom, in this next scene you will be climbing the top of the highest building in the world with nothing but fishing wire as a safety.
Tom: Jesus Christ, how much more of this crap do I have to put up with until I reach Level 19 and can leave this shithole with Xenu.
“I wonder what Xenu’s doing now?”
Your mission if you choose to accept it is to find a male brassiere that lifts and separates.
Mission Impossible 5: Hot Flashes
Tom has that look on his face that says he knows his next mission IS impossible: proving Xenu is real.
“Ok, stop looking at my tits.”
Mission Impossible 6: Risky Business
“My eyes are down here.”
Commenting as a Guest
Sign in or Join.