1. Ladies and Gentlemen… Boys and girls….
    Tonight’s event is brought to you by Norman’s knuckle ice packs. Norman’s, for when she wouldn’t shut up.

    In this corner, weighing in at 110 without hair extensions, hailing from Barbados and standing at 5’4″, Rihaaaaaana

    In this corner, weighing in at 170 lbs of pure woman-beating cowardice, hailing from wherever and standing at 5’10″ without the bitch blonde hair we have Chris “I only fight women” Browwwwn!!

  2. Well that’s about as exciting as the baby corn in my Lo Mein right now.

  3. He has anger issues. she has boundary issues.
    Their lives are a Maury Povich episode.

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