Hef: Where the hell is my strap on, bitch?
She finally wrangled the elusive dildocorn.
Can you tell that this was posted right after her in-house Photoshopper stumbled upon Hugh’s corpse & ran screaming from the mansion?
Please support your local ASPCA as they fight to end horse humiliation.
so THAT’S how they keep Hef alive!
I’m sure she’d rather fuck that horse than her “husband.”
Tanya Tate and a unicorn. I’d buy that for a dollar.
That was sweet of SJP to go as her date!
One of these is fake as fuck…the other is a unicorn.
Horse side-eye says, “Try the horn, bitch, cause you aren’t getting near my dick.”
Its face says it all. It wants to be glue.
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Crystal Hefner posted this pic to Instagram. (August 21, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Splash News