my future ex-wife.her or Michelle Trachenberg.
Sorry you have such awful taste in women.
Hey! Lay off! Trachtenberg is mine! *pulls out switchblade*
You can find dime a dozen of T-Roid look-a-likes with botched plastic surgery and peroxide hair washed along the Joysey shore and shitloads of Semitic Brooklyn chicks with a face that resembles a scoop of mashed potatoes.
Get yoself a greyhound ticket and live a little
“I’ll suck your cock for $1000.
OK, $10. And a Budweiser.”
“The Dude”: “I’ll be right back, I’m headed to the ATM now.”
The last time she was Young Hollywood, Kurt Cobain was thinking to himself “I think this marriage is really going to be good for me.”
What’s going on here? This is the second day in a row she’s looked like a normal human being.
Did she win any of the awards?
She looks surprisingly clean for once. I guess she finally learned the original function of a massaging showerhead.
“hey guys, watch for my upcoming new movie ‘UnemployShark”
A rising Sharknado tide raises all booze cruises.
Sadly, I would probably do her. She is looking acceptable these days.
“Okay, Tara, let’s do it. No no no—leave the dress on.”
She really needs to lay off the tween eye makeup.
Why do I have a feeling that at some point during the after party Tara yelled something to the effect of, “Beernado, bitches!!!”
Kind of sad seeing a beautiful young girl who has turned into a cute party whore.
Is she seat-warming for Joan Rivers?
She’s already starting to get offers from SyFy’s next extravaganza, “Sharkbotchedplasticsurgerystomach.”
Defy young. And how is Tara Reid considered it?
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