Mario: Dude! Wait until later to point your peener at me.
“Zat ees not my ‘peener, as you call eet. Zat ees my ‘nunchaku,’ as I call eet. Pleece forgeev me, I make joke wis you…hahahaha…”
Right now that girdle has more PSI on it than my SUV’s tire.
MARIO: “Jean-Claude Van DAMN!”
Is he HIV positive or something? From all those skanks he has bagged.
With all due respect, Kylie Minogue wasn’t a skank until he banged her.
He could have gotten from a skank after Kylie.
That’s PRETTY impressive, but I see those leather pants are still holding…can you get your erection up to HERE?
“Dude, you need to chill with the crack pipe!”
Van Damme thinking to himself, “God, please let this interview wrap up so I can exhale!”
Looks like his Kylie detector is working well.
the pressure from his too-tight t-shirt is causing the blood to rush to the most unfortunate of body parts.
Why do I get the impression that when he finally exhales, it’ll smell like cheese.
WTF happened to him?
And that hair? OMFG!
Please. End. Slim-fitting shirts.
I blame Under Armour.
See, but they’re fine as it is – but the problem is the guys who don’t have the body to wear them. If you have even a hint of moob, you look ridiculous. As showcased here.
Spoken like a man who thinks it’s okay to wear 5-inch shorts just because he’s a runner.
Yes Mario it sucks getting old. I was once “the muscles from Brussels” but now, as you can see my nipples are bigger than my penis.
what the heck? he’s poking out everywhere all the same time.
teehee right on!
oh Mario you are a handsome devil…….
Jimmy Fallon looks like shit
…and you owe all of this to Scientology Mr. Cruise?
Van Damme is a stud. Back in the day when I worshipped him because of Bloodsport. He was filming a movie in Toronto. He and his crew were in “Bowleramma” on Don Mills Avenue during the “Maximum Risk” shoot. He was chugging back beers and wanted to know where to buy E’s. He was a great guy and enjoys life. Haters can hate because they are jealous.
There is evidence of a man with a serious eating disorder.
Mario gives me boner.
Did Kylie give him the AIDS?
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Jean-Claude Van Damme and Mario Lopez on Extra at The Grove in Los Angeles. (August 16, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN