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  1. He’s clearly VERY excited to be there.

  2. mrsmass

    not sure why i felt compelled to zoom in, but i did.

  3. Raoul

    That looks nothing like Bechkam. His hands are out of his pants.

  4. PtC

    John Leguizamo has nothing better to do these days.

  5. Did Tom Cruise commission that hunky piece of shiny man art?

  6. EricLr

    Yeah, it’s a “statue.”

    Until John Connor walks by….

  7. bigalkie

    No wonder John Mayer gets all the chicks.

  8. Hank E. Ring

    Two bad decisions in one photo.

  9. Jill

    I thought victoria was the beckham that couldn’t move her face…

  10. Not Shown: Five minutes later, the dude had four chipped teeth.

  11. Cock Dr

    Going to New York City will get you to the East coast’s motherload of weirdness.

  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    It’s just like you can’t be arrested for being drunk at the Hunger Memorial

  13. They should have put that statue directly behind the bull on Wall Street.
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/17/imgres-194_259.jpeg[/img]

  14. I wonder how long that dufus stood there.

  15. Salad Face

    I thought “breasticles” were specific to women. But I know a nipple when I see one.

  16. Buddy The Elf

    Looks to be another cold day in the city.

  17. tlmck

    Wee Willie has a wee winkie.

  18. Jill

    How many belly buttons does David Bowiebeckham have?

  19. I see the publicity campaign has started for the porno version of Rise Of The Silver Surfer

  20. Bionic_Crouton

    Is the Silver Surfer wearing a toupee?

  21. Bionic_Crouton

    This Sandusky role play is in bad taste.

  22. Ass Wort

    Wow! Kill it with fire!

  23. Your Honor, the defense will stipulate that the statue is the likeness of David Beckham, but we really require an explanation as to why there is a fucking statue of Mr. Beckham in New York City!

  24. Double D

    Tom Cruise meets Xenu… and is shocked to to learn Xenu is only 6 feet tall.

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