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He’s clearly VERY excited to be there.
Well, a little excited.
I wasn’t about to use the “zoom” function to find out. Plus I was giggling way too hard.
not sure why i felt compelled to zoom in, but i did.
That looks nothing like Bechkam. His hands are out of his pants.
Ahhhh, you bastard! Stole my line.
John Leguizamo has nothing better to do these days.
Did Tom Cruise commission that hunky piece of shiny man art?
Yep, it’s a Trojan man, Tom has a little bung-alow in the rear.
Yeah, it’s a “statue.”
Until John Connor walks by….
No wonder John Mayer gets all the chicks.
Two bad decisions in one photo.
Three– the legs underneath the statue make it look like its got a weird green penis.
I thought victoria was the beckham that couldn’t move her face…
Not Shown: Five minutes later, the dude had four chipped teeth.
Going to New York City will get you to the East coast’s motherload of weirdness.
It’s just like you can’t be arrested for being drunk at the Hunger Memorial
They should have put that statue directly behind the bull on Wall Street.
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Somebody did a statue of Kim K.?
You’ll be hearing from our lawyers.
Coco would fit very nicely in that slot as well…
I wonder how long that dufus stood there.
I thought “breasticles” were specific to women. But I know a nipple when I see one.
Looks to be another cold day in the city.
Wee Willie has a wee winkie.
How many belly buttons does David Bowiebeckham have?
I see the publicity campaign has started for the porno version of Rise Of The Silver Surfer
Is the Silver Surfer wearing a toupee?
This Sandusky role play is in bad taste.
Wow! Kill it with fire!
Your Honor, the defense will stipulate that the statue is the likeness of David Beckham, but we really require an explanation as to why there is a fucking statue of Mr. Beckham in New York City!
Tom Cruise meets Xenu… and is shocked to to learn Xenu is only 6 feet tall.