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  1. I'mCool

    Werner Hertzog started getting irritated right around the third shout of “Baba O’Reily!” from the crowd.

  2. Werner doing his impersonation of “Elderly Man Working the Drive-Thru at McDonald’s”.

    Seriously, check out his documentary on texting while driving. Riveting and unforgettable.

    I’m texting this while driving by the way, but no worries, I’m an excellent dri–

  3. Tiggles

    “Hey, Colonel Klink, did you know Hogan had tunnels below your prison camp?”
    “Uhm, you want Werner Klemperer, not me.”
    “And did you know they had a radio too, and did sabotage missions?”
    “I know nothing! Nothing!”

  4. “Let’s get this out of the way before we start: I am a respected documentary filmmaker, I was a small child during WWII, I’ve never met Indiana Jones and I did not finance my films with stolen Jewish gold.”

  5. “Dis film is about de hidden underside of de soul… Like a ting stuck to de bottom of a shoe, unseen, but FELT mit every step. De filty shame dat is only known to de wearer of de othervise polished, shiny, shoe.”
    “Qvestions?”
    “… *sigh* Ja, dere vill be boobies.”

  6. “…for the last time I am Werner, not Weiner! I use better cameras to take pictures of my penis. “

  7. catapostrophe

    The correct spelling: Werner Herzog.

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