1. Kris Jenner

    I bet a cunty queer wrote this

  2. I'mCool

    The only wiener Kevin Smith has seen in a long time.

  3. alex

    “There’s a fat man in the bathtub with the blue…..”

    Check out his tiny Little Feat!

  4. PathosAvenger

    That thing about people looking like their dogs? Yea, not so much.

  5. Love this caption

  6. Kevin out doing his weekly 10 meter marathon.

    Just kidding. He only does Dr. Who Marathons.

    (You guys do realize he’s the original inspiration for Comic Book Guy on The Simpsons, right?)

  7. I'mCool

    The only weiner Kevin Smith has seen in a long time.

  8. Ironic that he wears sports jersey constantly.

  9. At least with looks like that he knows his wife (whom he has cast in every movie since they got married) didn’t marry him for his money.

    Here she is:

  10. The sweatshirt is supposed to visually trick us into not seeing how large he is.

  11. Cock Dr

    I hope his exercise program is medically supervised. That is some morbid obesity going on right there.
    Best of luck getting well.

  12. What’s wrong with people like him. Get over yourself, buck down and really exercise. Take off the 84 layers of shit, wear some shorts and a tank top and fucking work it.

    Damn shame…

  13. Looks like he won’t be booking any Southwest flights anytime soon.

  14. The Winchester

    Still not a valid excuse for Cop Out.

  15. Christ Almighty, he’s fatter than I am!

  16. Ohhh, so THAT’S where the Taco Bell dog went

  17. caley

    I didn’t know the Oilers had painted the surface of their rink already…oh.

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