Val Kilmer in Malibu. (August 15, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
When did Val Kilmer start banging Dana Brody from Homeland?
If that Junior High Schooler decides to make a run for it, Val will flat line before he catches her.
No way. He’s not dropping those chicken wings.
Does a new Porsche come with the jailbait standard or is it optional?
Porsches barely come with wheels standard; if you want the jailbait option, it’ll cost ya.
Hurry Robin, to the Fat Cave! We’ve gotta’ get this food in the Fatfridge before it spoils!
“Hey mister, don’t steal that! Its my lunch!”
“Uhm . . . I’m Batman?”
Val’s looking thinner…that new cleansing diet he’s on it working. Six more months and he’ll be back to fighting trim.
Say what you will, this man is a very good actor.
Nice try Val.
“I’m your huckleberry” Love him…the girl deal IS creepy though
“Walk away quickly. Look, I ah, I may have lied when I told you it was my car. What can I say-things have been kind of tough lately.”
The girl looks good.
No, this is me over here. I’m driving the Ford Fiesta…
“Well, that was pretty good, sweetheart, but until you get the parallel parking down, I don’t think you’re gonna be ready for the test. “
No really sweetie, I’m famous…I was Iceman in Top Gun.
I was Batman….no before him…before him too…uh, ok yes…I am Adam West.
Hey little girl! Have you ever driven a Porsche before?
The graphics on Grand Theft Auto V are amazing!
How nice. She brought him a doggie bag from his early bird special.
You’re damn straight I still would.
Lookin good baby!
He’s wearing some sort of weird Skecher Lifts. Ugh. Can we go back to 1984 Real Genius Val? At least she drove.
“I’m sorry I backed into your porsche and left a huge dent…why does my car look okay? I never said I backed into it with my car!”
Baby you can drive my car and baby I love food BEEP BEEP YEAH
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