“That’s right. You want a treat? You have to do something for me first.”
He stared at the dog, the dog stared back. They could both feel something growing inside of them, ready to bloom like spring’s first orchid. Then a moment of awkward tension. But make no mistake, tenderness was in the air. Tenderness was in the air.
“Maybe we should kiss to break the tension.”—Homer to Spider-Pig
Heh, that dog looks funny…he’s got no nose…
He must smell badly, then.
Matt Bomer is gay.
Which proves there is no God. None. We are alone in this desolate, deity-forsaken universe.
And if I’m wrong, and there *is* a God: screw you, Supreme Deity. Why did you have to make this one gay?
You can always get a sex change…
Because fuck you, that’s why!
“So, what was it like working with Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones?”
At first glance I saw Cyclops Cat
It’s good to see Renée Zellweger getting work again.
His half face isn’t as beautiful as full.
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