He woke up that morning with a woman that purred, “let’s do something that involves love…and balls”. But the bowling alley was closed.
Yea, I like this one.
Tennis on weed is awesome.
Nothing says “proficient at tennis” than a pair of slip-on shoes.
You’re not fooling me. I know it’s you, Joaquin Phoenix.
“A man wagered that it was impossible to let myself go so badly that supermodels could find me unattractive. I took that bet.”
I’ve never just wanted to “play some tennis.” If I was him I would never play that shit.
that’s a fair question. How much time do you have to spend wading through supermodel pussy on private yachts before you start thinking “today I’d like to play tennis”.
I’m the king of the forehand!!
Look how aptly he makes it seem as though he’s not accustomed to balls coming at him. Well played, DiCrapio. Well played.
He hits like a girl.
At first I thought, “Isn’t this guy dead?” and then I realized I was thinking of Ryan Dunn, not Bam Margera.
…ok, seriously, any ladies out there, i just don’t get it …what is it about this guy? i get all the others — ryan, channing, liam — but this guy? i really just don’t see it…anyone care to explain?
I don’t get all three you just listed.
I think some are more into a more pretty boy type (Leo, Robb Lowe, Brad Pitt in his Troy days, those One Direction kids, or God forbid: Bieber) however most women into Leo aren’t even legal yet.
he was attractive before he got fat. pitt I don’t get, he looks trailer park to me a lot of the times. ryan, channing and liam all look homosexual which is not attractive ,to me at least. Attractive? Beckham, jonathan rhys myers & my hot boyfriend.
Livin’ the dolce far niente all day, every day.
Your dolce far niente is another man’s ennui.
So what’s the deal near his right elbow?
Those are prison shoes!
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Leonardo DiCaprio in Mallorca. (August 15, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN