superficial

  1. Dick Nose

    Beyonce making it cool to be white again

  2. And the Mary J. Blige era has officially begun.

  3. Tiggles

    If she’s really naming herself after Bran, I see why she’s going around with a portable toilet seat.

  4. Beyonce don’t use no public toilet. Beyonce got her own toilet.

  5. Uh, oat bran, wheat bran… um, barley bran… that’s all the kinds of bran I can name.

  6. I wonder how much money that clever “Name Brand” shirt cost

  7. Martina

    meh … not bad for a 40 year old woman

  8. catapostrophe

    Thick! No wonder she didn’t want to risk irreparable damage by becoming pregnant. Successful businesspeople know that outsourcing is the best bet.

  9. fuckface

    RAISIN!!!!

    Did I win?

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