I’ll allow it.
Hipster Jesus wannabe wears skinny jeans hair ties on his wrist. Whoopdi-shit.
Where’s Pontius Pilate when you need him?
Jesus walks. And tweets. And forgets which bathhouse he left his wallet in.
Looks like Kelly Osbourne went back to blonde.
Jesus Christ, what a douche bag.
He’s looking for his beard comb in his left pocket….
“Henceforth I wish to be known as Jesus Prettyfingers.”
As least he’s not as drunk as shit (again)
getting ready to drive somewhere.
Even his mom & dad turn their backs and walk away on him these days.
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