superficial

  1. I’ve never been able to get away with that move. But then again, I’ve never tried it on a Kardashian.

    • Are you a black athlete? It might work if you were a black athlete. If you’re black, you may be able to lie about the athlete part, but you might not be able to work it the other way around.

  2. kravdan

    See Miss Kardashian, you just lift the handle and the door magically opens.

  3. JimBB

    Always helps to have a bodyguard who knows how door handles work.

  4. Well this looks .. non-rapey.

  5. fuckface

    is Khloe going through chemo?

  6. Rob’s looking good.

  7. Jack Ketch

    Never fucking mind … I can’t believe these talentless twats actually have bodyguards.

  8. “No worries, I will help squeeze your ass into the car! Dude, i’m not Kim remember!?”

  9. Little Tongue

    “Let me fuck you up the ass while I seemingly hold the door for you.”

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