yes, yes…we all saw your psoriasis scabs.

The urinal in the men’s room has the exact same face.

“All too easy.”
- Darth Vader

Holes like this are why I gave up mini golf

If they had used a white microphone they could have prevented that involuntary reaction.

I’m using this for a Flash game. Quite a few Flash games, actually.

*fellatio joke*

Well, she’s cheaper than fly paper and she catches flies just as well.

Oh, I know this game. You squirt a water pistol into her mouth to make the balloon in her ass blow up until it pops.

Surely the fifteen minutes is up by now?

I swear I’ve seen her make that same face in some movie she was in.

so she finally saw naked pics of herself.

And that my friends is how the world will end. A giant vortex of Kardashian pie hole swallows the planet like a black pole. I mean hole.

Is she part of the hair club for woman? She has a weird hairline!

Kris Humphries: “Well, the box said it came with ’3 life-like openings’,
I just… can’t…. reach the… 3rd one…grunt!”

This is my “O” face when Kris sticks me in the ass!!!

kims involuntary reaction to seeing r.kelly walk into the room.

Madame Tussaud’s has really caught her – amazing!

Looks like she’s ready for the honeymoon.

Well, her mother kept telling her that if she kept it up. her face would lock up like that.

They gave it “Blowers Cramp”, how appropriate.

Yesterday I was only joking about the magazine only featuring the mentally impaired but the more photos I see from that event….

Hell, I’m surprised she can even move her face that much!

This is how she got Kris to propose.

Ok wtf is going on with the weird jagged lines on her top lip?

Is this that video of where they layered on a years worth of makeup?

You guys saw Little Richard’s comment up top, RIGHT? Unchallenged winner.

Open up and say: Cock!

So much make-up.

While I do find most people’s mouth to be disgusting, this looks quite the opposite. Looks warm, clean, inviting even, I would use that…

“Yes, I’m here for the free butt pads”:

Damn! She’s nasty!