1. I wonder if this headband will at least keep my head from getting fat…

  2. Life Day was a sacred holiday, and many Wookiees considered it their duty to don the “ceremonial head trinket” and return to Kashyyyk in order to celebrate it.

  3. I hated her on the View. She was . . . Wookie? Oh, that’s someone completely different.

  4. Doughie Karsashian.

  5. is she getting fatter?

  6. DogBoy

    Poca-Fat-ass

  7. LJ

    Auditions for the Mama Cass movie?

  8. Satan's bitch

    Speaking of lipstick and pigs…

  9. General Disarray

    “Hey, are you gonna eat that last truffle? I’ll trade you for a headband thingy…”

  10. I got dibs on that last ham.

  11. Sweenis McFrecklenut

    I cant wait until her sex tape comes out.

  12. Nug

    When will she get it past her head, that her sister’s belt will not fit her?

  13. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “The elephant in this room is NOT going to be ignored!”

  14. ChickenHawk

    Hagrid finally had the sex change operation? Good for him.

  15. Cock Dr

    The lipstick is terrible, but she does have a nice head of hair.
    You’d expect that from a wookie though. They’re known for hirsuteness.

    • Jesus is just alright

      Thank you for saying, “hirsuteness.”

    • gumption

      all 3 of them wear hair extensions at all times granted half the hair is hers. With that said, she is no so bad. She is well groomed most the time and has a little bit of a personality while the other 2 are clearly mentally retarded.

  16. UnholyKrep

    Indian Princess “Swallows whole Pigs” walks in the modern world, pointing out the next pale face child she wishes to devour.

  17. Slouch

    “It’s not wise to upset a wookie.”

  18. Venom

    I think she ate Miss Piggy.

  19. zomgbie

    rise of the planet of the haute couture apes.

  20. Just Fucking Say It

    Han Solo: Let her have it. It’s not wise to upset a Wookiee.
    C-3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
    Han Solo: That’s ’cause droids don’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.

  21. tito

    is the new look for wrestlemania?

  22. Squishy

    I don’t think that whole Pocahontas look is working for you there lass.

  23. Wookier and wookier with each passing second.

  24. tlmck

    The reincarnation of Hoss Cartwright.

  25. gumption

    what the hell is a wookie?

  26. The Brown Streak

    The CGI for the new Planet of the Apes movie is really life-like.

  27. ugasean

    So which starlet did Khloe steal that belt from to put around her head?

  28. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    “If I have a baby girl, I’mma name her Chewbaqueena.” – Tracy Jordan

  29. Jack

    The Ewoks finally made her Queen.

  30. bob

    I love that these people are so far up their own assholes that they don’t know they look like fucking morons most of the time

  31. Raoul

    “This is the dawning of the age of a-hairy-ass, age of a-hairy-ass…”

  32. The Most Interesting

    “I see you over there with the tranquilizer dart.”

  33. Lololola

    “if you eat that piece of cake i WILL eat you to get to it!”

  34. Steelerchick

    Touch the smartie and die!! It’s mine.

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